My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
Thereâs a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
He didnât heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well