While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
I am never at home on Sundays
If I donât like something, Iâll stay away from it
He shaved the peach to prove a point
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression