Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it