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It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts

He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs

Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known

He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it