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I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
- Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars
- For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
- Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed
- To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected.
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
- The shooter says goodbye to his love.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
Pink horses galloped across the sea
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid