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If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars

He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell

It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense

He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat

Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard