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Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies

A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her

Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I’m truly real

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels