People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
Iâve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasnât a good idea
She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
Erin accidentally created a new universe
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out