Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodleâs disappearance
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat