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Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact

You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do

Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet

She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

They improved dramatically once the lead singer left

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat