Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Iâm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
Yeah, I think itâs a good environment for learning English
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that thereâs a long way to fall