I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
Too many prisons have become early coffins
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him