The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though heâs never been there
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
Today is the day Iâll finally know what brick tastes like
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
It took him a month to finish the meal
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
She wasnât sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages