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When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

The llama couldn’t resist trying the lemonade

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine

She hadn’t had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls

Purple is the best city in the forest

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house