She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols
I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library
It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is