He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didnât want to subsist on veggie crackers
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands