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Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there
They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator
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Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck