The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, itâs really not as bad as it sounds
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
Thereâs a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year
Three generations with six decades of life experience
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
That is an appealing treasure map that I canât read
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet