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The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year

Three generations with six decades of life experience

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck

He liked to play with words in the bathtub

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet