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Their argument could be heard across the parking lot

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me

Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine

There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race

This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession

After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated

The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life