Their argument could be heard across the parking lot
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life