Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone