When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
The sun had set and so had his dreams
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
She advised him to come back at once
He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire