Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
Mom didnât understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties