Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
She had the gift of being able to paint songs
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
Thereâs a reason that roses have thorns
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was