That was how he came to win $1 million
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed