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That was how he came to win $1 million

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others

Two more days and all his problems would be solved

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency

Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion

Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see

She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed