The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodleâs disappearance
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
He swore he just saw his sushi move
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact