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Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

The mysterious diary records the voice

Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next

Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow

She folded her handkerchief neatly

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

The last sentence you saw loves to love.

When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

Two more days and all his problems would be solved

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

Rock music approaches at high velocity