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I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor

Having no hair made him look even hairier

She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it

It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen

Just go ahead and press that button

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute

There’s a reason that roses have thorns

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

I trust everything that’s written in purple ink

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours

I hear that Nancy is very pretty

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert