I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor
Having no hair made him look even hairier
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
Just go ahead and press that button
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
There’s a reason that roses have thorns
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
He embraced his new life as an eggplant
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
I trust everything that’s written in purple ink
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
I hear that Nancy is very pretty
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert