He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food 
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it