Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
The mysterious diary records the voice
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
It doesnât sound like that will ever be on my travel list