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He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness
Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade