Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
He told us a very exciting adventure story
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
You bite up because of your lower jaw
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
She advised him to come back at once