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I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression

He told us a very exciting adventure story

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

You bite up because of your lower jaw

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt

He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her

She advised him to come back at once