Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute