I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
The shooter says goodbye to his love
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
He swore he just saw his sushi move
The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
Three generations with six decades of life experience
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints
He swore he just saw his sushi move
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button