Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
They got there early, and they got really good seats
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read.
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well
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