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They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed
She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days
I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see
Yeah, I think it’s a good environment for learning English
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there
