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The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw

The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach

They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side

Garlic ice-cream was her favorite

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

The hummingbird’s wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower