Having no hair made him look even hairier
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen