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Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet

Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios

I’m not a party animal, but I do like animal parties

The beach was crowded with snow leopards

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house

I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit

When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds

The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge

The virus had powers none of us knew existed

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store