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Pink horses galloped across the sea

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

Flash photography is best used in full sunlight

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

The external scars tell only part of the story

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints

He swore he just saw his sushi move

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers

The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable

25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment

They got there early, and they got really good seats