Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard