The external scars tell only part of the story
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw ASDFASDF
The external scars tell only part of the story
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race