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The external scars tell only part of the story

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it

When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier

Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw ASDFASDF

The external scars tell only part of the story

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race