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I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts