If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic