I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
Let me help you with your baggage
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
She hadnât had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
The external scars tell only part of the story
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
- Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real