I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
He swore he just saw his sushi move
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
He embraced his new life as an eggplant
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat