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He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”

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They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track

The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state

You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

He told us a very exciting adventure story

It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding