It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler
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He shaved the peach to prove a point
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didnât think about the equator
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
He told us a very exciting adventure story
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day