Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls