100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
The external scars tell only part of the story
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there.