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100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year

The llama couldn’t resist trying the lemonade

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

The external scars tell only part of the story

She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it

I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there.