I checked to make sure that he was still alive
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick