He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes 
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
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He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
- Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track.
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
- Situps are a terrible way to end your day.