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She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers

Two seats were vacant

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance